Something that will probably happen.

You may have seen this video in which the staggeringly untalented rapper Soulja Boy shows off a remote control car that has been encrusted in diamonds and platinum. He has made it into a necklace and takes it off to show that it actually can drive. Since he clearly didn’t, I have thought about more constructive things that he could have spent this money on (The best place to put the money, of course, is a savings account since his career is thisclose to being over). I didn’t even think that hard, this is right off the top of my head:

-Actual Car (Not encrusted in diamonds and platinum)
-Down payment on a house
-A desperately needed college education

This brings me to my thing that will probably happen, and frankly, I am shocked that it hasn’t happened yet. In fact, I may launch a rap career and this would be my gimmick: I buy an iPod, one that plays video (wait, there’s more.). I will encrust it with diamonds and platinum (naturally), and make it into a necklace. I will then make a rap video. Then I will download my own video to my iPiece (patent pending) and PLAY IT EVERYWHERE I GO! BOOM!

Here’s the best part. The more videos I make the better this will be. In every new video, I will be wearing the necklace playing my older video and (prepare your mind) in that video my necklace will be playing an even older video. The more videos I make the more my gaudy accessory will turn into a CLASSLESS MINDFUCK OF EXTRAORDINARY PROPORTIONS!

Remember, you heard it here first. I’m gonna go think of a rap name.