Thing that will probably happen.

I am a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. I think the man is a genius and would watch a Geico commercial 64 times if he wrote and directed it. That being said, the man already said in interviews that he’s going to give up the director game before he gets too old and starts making shitty movies. But before that happens, Tarantino will direct a porno.

Face it. The man is about shock value in a world that is increasingly harder to shock. He’s already (through film of course) cut off a cop’s ear, raped Ving Rhames, and killed Hitler. Where do you go? The landscape of American cinema couldn’t really get more violent. Besides, people have an alarming nonchalance when it comes to violence. It’s sex that is the new frontier.

Even this idea may be exploited already. Stephen Soderbergh has already cast porn star Sasha Gray in his new movie. What’s the only way to one up someone who has enough credibility to help a porn star cross over? You cross over yourself and make the most watched porn of all time.

There is an excellent chance that I have taken too much cold medicine and fell asleep watching the Entourage where Billy Walsh is directing porn, but I feel pretty strongly about this ridiculous prediction. Tarantino is driving towards this or a snuff film and I’m pretty sure when he murders Thai hookers he has the sense of mind to turn the cameras off*.

*Just kidding. Quentin Tarantino probably has never murdered a Thai hooker. Everyone knows that they’re Vietnamese.